"I'm looking to do some commissions - pieces, performances, photos, paintings etc. and at this early stage, while I'm dipping my toes in the water, I will do them pretty damn cheap - I really want the experience. My only provisos at this stage are: I'm not going to pay your postage, If I get a really good response and more commissions than I could ever hope to fufill - I will take the proposals that interest me most, If I'm up for the project but it's going to involve expensive materials - you're going to have to chip in etc. etc. Common sense stuff really! Lastly, I'm a full time student doing something for very little (rare) - so you may have to be patient!"

(alternatively, just mail me at thefarthestthing@googlemail.com)